The beginning

I hate everything. You, your stupidity, and infinite combinations thereof. I also hate beer. I am an enemy of beer. I hate all brewers, distributors, retailers, and consumers. However, I am quite fond of sausages and wine. That is the mystery of the LORD's ways - he invented gravity and then hated me for discovering the laws governing it. I also hate Ben Franklin. He was a liar. GOD did not make anything for you, and your happiness is the last thing on his or my mind.