beer for sex

Tonight I met a woman who I desperately wanted to bed. She essayed to meet me at a bar for some drinks, and to see where the evening would lead. After my arrival at her local watering hole, she confessed that she could only get off on good beer, or should I say "good" beer? I laughed in her face. Even though she was the hottest woman I had ever laid eyes on, I absolutely could not share a bed with someone so base as to drink beer; a drink for scoundrels and pedophiles, beer is aught but bilge water.