new discovery

New research indicates that the Celts first made distilled beverages after realizing that beer sucked so bad they had to transform it into something more useful. Celtic people have long been known as great travellers, and indeed after many trips into wine-producing parts of the world, they grew increasingly despondent over the lousy character of their indigenous malted beverages, that they borrowed distillation from the Moors in order to salvage the vast quantities of sewer water many know as beer.