Let's face it, beer is far from being what we in the wine world call a "complex" beverage. Further analysis reveals it to be little more than water and moldy bread. I suppose it took a real genius to invent that beverage. Truly a sublime drink of the gods. On the other hand, enemies of wine say ridiculous things like wine is merely grape juice sprinkled with homo-erotic bullshit. Well I don't know about you, but that sounds far more intriguing than a slice of wonder bread that somebody urinated upon (beer).
Furthermore, it takes lots of time, patience, skill, wisdom, and even more money to produce wine, while beer is only the product of an over-active bladder and any food the cows and pigs wouldn't eat. Any knave bold enough to suggest that beer has a place on the same table as wine should be soundly flogged and stretched upon the rack.
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